What If the Easter Bunny Were on Twitter?
by Paul Madore
What if the Easter Bunny were on Twitter? This might be his tweet feed:
TwitterBunny It’s closing in on midnight. A stop at Walgreens for those prefab, shrink-wrapped beauties, a delivery at Go East and I’m done!11:47 PM April 11 from TwitterFon
TwitterBunnyThe Easter Bunny is not an ATM. Discuss.11:35 PM April 11 from TwitterFon
TwitterBunnyTraditionalists :heart: plastic eggs – it’s ironic/chic, right?10:29 PM April 11 from TwitterFon
TwitterBunnyIs it me or is the toy-to-candy ratio CRAZY?! I can’t even lift a flat screen, let alone find a basket it fits in.9:44 PM April 11 from TwitterFon
TwitterBunnyTwitter went down today … I got a lot done. Sadly, I still don’t know what Ashton Kutcher had for lunch.5:36 PM April 11 from the web
TwitterBunnyAgave candy is so hard 2 find. Harshing my mellow. Buy more Peeps!7:11 PM April 10 from the web
TwitterBunnyI’m tired. Where R my @!#-ing elves?!7:10 PM April 10 from the web
TwitterBunnyCashed in my clunker – Woot! w/that & product placement $ (buy Peeps!) I’ll get a sweet ride!10:02 AM April 10 from TwitterFon
TwitterBunnyBrown eggs don’t take dye?! @#$!!4:24 PM April 9 from the web
TwitterBunny38 splinters and counting.3:00 PM April 9 from the web
TwitterBunnyBeen reading Michael Pollan — going all out this year. Cage-free eggs, organic agave candy & handmade baskets!10:21 PM April 8 from the web
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